February 2012
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here is an introduction to my first world problems
like this guy
could never get guy in a million years
STILL WANT
my cheeks get red when i talk to him
high school crush 2012
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why this weekend has been awesome
new(ish) friends/new connections
listening/dancing/singing to stupid music in the car
mall/new clothes (yez)
movies that you can go home and pretend to act out (we all have telekinesis, y’know?)
midnight grilled cheese
waltzing on the ice, running on the ice, falling on the ice… the ice and snow in general
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Nick: the night sky in Tennessee is massive and beautiful
Leah: just like my penis
Nick: I knew that was coming, also like your penis
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nick: I wish eating poop were an alternative to doing all of this history work
nick: I would prefer to eat poop than to do all of this work
January 2012
9 posts
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leah: YOU HAVE TO BE THE STRONG ONE
nick: OUR CYCLES ARE SYNCING
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A typical night at the bar:
Me: I ship us.
Hot Stranger:
Me:
Hot Stranger:
Me: Like, we're my OTP.
Hot Stranger:
Me:
Hot Stranger:
Me: I will go down with this ship.
Hot Stranger:
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Am I alone in thinking “labia majora” sounds like a harry potter...
– nick
December 2011
17 posts
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nick: I’m like giving you a tour of my room… why.
guess who has a tattoo now?!
dis bitch.
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nick: i buy nice clothes for expensive money! i cannot afford for it is too expensive money!
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let's play a game called how many pairs of socks...
hint: 24
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tyleroakley:
WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?!
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November 2011
14 posts
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a week in college = a year in the real world
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October 2011
16 posts
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Matt: Pumpkin.
Me: No.
Matt: Yes. Over there.
Me: Just say oh fuck if they head this way.
Matt: Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Me: REALLY?
Matt: Oh fuck. Like four tables down.
Me: Oh fuck, OOOOH FUCK.
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